Confronting your boyfriend via text after your best frien...

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1. You spent the night with her, Noah, don't even lie.
2. What are you talking about, who sent you this?
3. Lena just forwarded hotel selfies, your face is obvious.
4. Lena sent you selfies of me? Are you sure it's me?
5. Lyft receipt too — 2:14 AM to The Marlowe, your card.
6. Okay wow, I paid for The Marlowe last week, remember?
7. Don't play dumb, receipt has your last four digits, Noah.
8. I booked that for our anniversary surprise, I swear.
9. You booked a surprise and crashed with 'her' in selfies?
10. I left early for a client meeting, I didn't sleep there.
11. Then why is Lena in the bed with your jacket over her?
12. Because Lena was there already, she was drunk, she wouldn't leave.
13. She wouldn't leave? So you stayed and...?
14. I moved to the couch and texted you to wake you, remember?