Texting your mom in a panic after you discover she sold y...

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1. Mom sold my diary to Reverb podcast??
2. She what—your childhood diary?
3. They posted a teaser: 'family tape inside'.
4. I heard a thirty-second clip and almost threw up.
5. Clip said 'it was me, not Laurie,' right?
6. Yes and caption: 'Sunday episode will shock our town'.
7. Mom DM'ed the host 'full tape attached, thanks'.
8. She attached a tape? Where even does she have tapes?
9. My cousin screenshotted the DM with a timestamp.
10. Send the screenshot right now.
11. Uploading—it's blurry but you can read it.
12. Host replied: 'Episode ready Sunday, payment sent'.
13. She sold our family for money?
14. Why Sunday when the family reunion is?
15. They used a reunion photo in the episode art.