Scheduled Message Roulette

Conversation

1. Pick 1–4. I scheduled a different message for my mom + our group. You pick which one posts.
2. why me
3. because you won't answer me so I'm making you choose
4. what are the options
5. 1 = 'we're just friends' 2 = 'they like me' 3 = 'they kissed me' 4 = 'we're dating'
6. you're joking
7. not joking. posts go at midnight unless you tell me now
8. no way I'm picking 2–4
9. then pick 1
10. 1
11. funny thing — I already sent 4 to my mom an hour ago by accident.
12. what do you mean 'sent'??
13. it showed as delivered. my mom texted back 'about time'.
14. you can't be serious
15. I'm serious. I was tired of waiting.
16. why would you do that without asking me
17. because you always say you're scared to be the first to say it. I wanted you to have to answer.
18. so now it's out there?
19. technically yes. group hasn't reacted yet — I paused the group post. mom saw it.
20. I can't believe you
21. you can yell at me in person. but before you start— be honest: do you like me back?
22. of course I like you. I've liked you forever. I was waiting for you to say it.
23. then stop waiting. dinner tonight? we'll fix the fallout together.
24. yes. and cancel whatever you scheduled. please.
25. canceled. mom just replied 'finally' and then 'bring him to dinner.' see you at 7.