Panic-texting your brother during college move-in after d...

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1. Explain why you used my pictures to catfish Leah.
2. What— I didn't catfish anyone, are you serious?
3. She just accepted a transfer into our dorm, I got the email.
4. She did what? How did she even find the room list?
5. Because you messaged her as me and sent our dorm name.
6. Okay, I messaged her, but I didn't send our room.
7. Then explain the screenshots she sent me from your account.
8. Screenshots? Send them, I haven't seen anything yet.
9. I already sent them to Mom and RA; delete your messages.
10. Mom? You told Mom? You're ruining move-in day.
11. You ruined my life, and now she moves in next to me.
12. I was trying to make her stop texting you at 3 AM.
13. By pretending to be me and promising dates?
14. I thought if she believed you moved on she'd leave you alone.