Texting your roommate during dorm move-in after your mom...

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1. You left your phone unlocked. Who has it?
2. What are you talking about? I didn't leave it anywhere.
3. Check TikTok, there's a 20-second clip of you.
4. Send the link. Now.
5. Someone stitched my screenshot into someone else's post.
6. Maya, why would you screenshot my—
7. I didn't post it, I sent it to you both.
8. It's public now, it's already trending across campus.
9. My mom filmed me? No one told me she posted.
10. She apparently went live, people were dropping comments.
11. It was private; she thought it was FaceTime.
12. Private or not, someone saved and reposted it.
13. Who reposted? Who even has the clip?
14. I got a DM from 'campusclips' with the file.
15. Don't tag them. Delete those messages.