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1. Delete that reel. Delete it now, Jenna.
2. What reel? You're freaking out for nothing.
3. Don't play dumb — you took voicemails from my phone.
4. I grabbed clips for the roast; your phone was unlocked.
5. Wait, why are voicemails in a roast edit?
6. Because one clip is my confession to Mark.
7. That confession is the funniest part; it slaps.
8. It isn't funny — I admitted I cheated in it.
9. Oh shit, that's way worse than a meme.
10. Context will soften it; it's only thirty seconds.
11. It names people and dates; context won't fix that.
12. Who else saw the draft? Work could get hit.
13. Just me and Alex in feedback, I thought.
14. You told Mark you needed closure; he follows you.
15. He liked my story draft seconds ago.