Panicking-texting your dad on the first day of school aft...

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1. Why did you reply-all?! Delete it now.
2. What? I didn't — I thought I texted you.
3. Everyone's screenshotting, Tom.
4. Mrs. Allen already replied 'Get well soon' and liked it.
5. Oh god, delete the message, delete the thread.
6. You signed it 'Love, Dad.' Are you serious?
7. I screenshotted before he could delete.
8. Don't post that screenshot anywhere.
9. I didn't know that's how mass texts work.
10. Also half the class is @ing me 'Is she sick?'
11. This was supposed to be private between you and me.
12. I wrote it fast, I'm mortified, call me.
13. Wait—why did your dad write your sick note anyway?
14. Because I asked him to, I was home sick yesterday.
15. Heck, I said the truth but maybe too much info.