Panicking and texting your sister the morning of college...

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1. Liv — tell me that's a joke.
2. What are you talking about?
3. Open Instagram, campus story just tagged Ethan 'new roommate'.
4. Ethan?
5. Yes, my ex.
6. Oh no, he?
7. They posted a photo with our dorm geotag.
8. Which account posted it?
9. @morrow_halls.
10. Screenshot.
11. Sending screenshot — Liv you are literally tagged.
12. I didn't post that, I swear.
13. Tag shows your exact handle and last night's timestamp.
14. Last night where? who were you with?
15. I was home.
16. You texted me at midnight from your phone.
17. I replied but I wasn't near Ethan.
18. Then who is next to him in that photo?
19. The picture shows our hallway and my move-in badge.
20. Okay I'm logging into the RA chat now.
21. Screenshot everything, and don't answer group messages.
22. Also he DM'd me 'see you at move-in' twenty minutes ago.
23. How does he have your move-in time?
24. Someone clearly leaked orientation schedules.
25. He used the nickname only my roommate and I used.
26. Okay, I need to tell you something fast.
27. Tell us now.
28. He crashed at my car last night, I let him in.
29. You let Ethan near campus parking?
30. Liv, why would you do that?
31. He said he had nowhere else; I felt bad.
32. This explains the tag but not the DM or leak.
33. I'm calling dorm admin now to fix this.
34. Call, tell them that tag is a mistake.
35. Promise me you stop this before orientation group chats start.