Texting your mom frantically from the family reunion afte...

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1. Mom—people are crowding me at the reunion saying congrats, help.
2. What congrats, who posted anything?
3. A reel stitched my old clips with a fake 'I'm pregnant' caption.
4. Where is it playing, on the big screen?
5. Yes; Aunt Sarah kept hugging me and sobbing, it's chaos.
6. Stay where you are; don't answer anyone, I'm checking my phone.
7. The account is 'FamilyFaves' and Mark is grinning framed by the screen.
8. FamilyFaves is my account name—wait, I posted memories earlier.
9. Mom, the reel shows an ultrasound image too, who would do that?
10. I didn't include any ultrasound, I promise, I just uploaded clips.
11. Then why does Mark keep saying 'about time' and kissing me?
12. Hold on, don't let him kiss you; keep moving.
13. He's literally filming me; Aunt Jen requested due date details out loud.
14. Check the tagged users; I want the username who re-uploaded it.