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1. Someone DM'd me a voice note that sounds exactly like you confessing.
2. No, don't—what does it say?
3. It says you faked last year's campus prank for attention.
4. It's AI, I promise, please don't post it anywhere.
5. Why would someone fake your voice about that though?
6. Because they want you to post it and ruin me, probably.
7. This DM also had a screenshot of your private group chat.
8. Which chat? I didn't send anything to anyone.
9. It shows you joking about the prank with specific times.
10. That was offhand; please don't make private jokes public.
11. I showed Jonah because I wanted a second opinion first.
12. You showed it to Jonah?
13. He DM'd me back telling me to post the clip.
14. If that goes up you could get me suspended or expelled.
15. I was tired of you ignoring me while you went viral.
16. You're using this against me because you're hurt?
17. It felt like proof I'd been kept out of your life.
18. This isn't justice; it's public shaming, it destroys careers.
19. Also the clip says 'our roof night,' which only you said.
20. You told someone about 'our roof night' already?
21. I told Jonah details so he'd believe the clip wasn't AI.
22. You weaponized our memories to make a digital confession.
23. I already posted it to the campus page twenty minutes ago.
24. You posted it? We move into the same dorm in an hour.