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1. Someone DM'd me a voice note that sounds exactly like you confessing.
2. No, don't—what does it say?
3. It says you faked last year's campus prank for attention.
4. It's AI, I promise, please don't post it anywhere.
5. Why would someone fake your voice about that though?
6. Because they want you to post it and ruin me, probably.
7. This DM also had a screenshot of your private group chat.
8. Which chat? I didn't send anything to anyone.
9. It shows you joking about the prank with specific times.
10. That was offhand; please don't make private jokes public.
11. I showed Jonah because I wanted a second opinion first.
12. You showed it to Jonah?
13. He DM'd me back telling me to post the clip.
14. If that goes up you could get me suspended or expelled.