Frantically texting your dad minutes before college move‑...

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1. Dad delete your post right now.
2. What post?
3. The baby montage on your public account, you tagged my dorm.
4. I posted? I thought I sent that to Aunt Lisa.
5. It has the clip of my kindergarten meltdown, everyone will see.
6. I can delete it, tell me the username.
7. It's @PapaMikeOfficial and RA Jenna just screenshotted it.
8. Jenna screenshotted it?
9. She laughed and started showing other RAs at the desk.
10. Oh no, I can untag the dorm and delete immediately.
11. You tagged the entire dorm account, it's already in dozens of DMs.
12. I didn't mean to embarrass you, I was trying to be proud.
13. Proud doesn't mean expose me right before move‑in, Dad.
14. I'm sorry, I messed up, I'll make it right.
15. You can't make screenshots unseeable, she's already forwarding it.