Frantically texting your dad minutes before college move‑...

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1. Dad delete your post right now.
2. What post?
3. The baby montage on your public account, you tagged my dorm.
4. I posted? I thought I sent that to Aunt Lisa.
5. It has the clip of my kindergarten meltdown, everyone will see.
6. I can delete it, tell me the username.
7. It's @PapaMikeOfficial and RA Jenna just screenshotted it.
8. Jenna screenshotted it?
9. She laughed and started showing other RAs at the desk.
10. Oh no, I can untag the dorm and delete immediately.
11. You tagged the entire dorm account, it's already in dozens of DMs.
12. I didn't mean to embarrass you, I was trying to be proud.
13. Proud doesn't mean expose me right before move‑in, Dad.
14. I'm sorry, I messed up, I'll make it right.
15. You can't make screenshots unseeable, she's already forwarding it.
16. Ask her please, tell her to delete and stop sending it.
17. I did, she said 'too late' and added 'they'll love this'.
18. What do you mean 'they'll love this'?
19. She captioned it 'guess who you'll meet' and tagged my floor.
20. Oh God, that caption will make every new person open it.
21. Now every roommate is going to see my baby with weird hair.
22. I'm deleting the post right now, hold on.
23. It's gone from his profile but screenshots are still in chats.
24. Listen, there's something you need to know about that montage.
25. Not now, Dad, I'm literally moving boxes, I can't handle more.
26. I included a voice message explaining why I left last summer.