Texting your mom during college move‑in after your univer...

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1. Mom, admissions emailed me — they're investigating my acceptance for fraud.
2. What? That's impossible, are you sure it's not phishing?
3. It's from admissions, subject: 'acceptance under investigation'.
4. I'm driving with boxes, I can't think, calm down.
5. Don't call, I found something in your purse right now.
6. You went through my purse?
7. Receipt: $8,200 paid to 'Tam Nguyen College Consulting' last month.
8. I paid for essay editing, that's all, I promise.
9. There are texts from Tam saying 'use alumni donor name'.
10. Delete those texts, you don't understand, delete them now.
11. I already screenshotted everything, check what I just sent.
12. I can't open files while driving, tell me word for word.
13. 'Create fake recommender, submit under donor, finish by Tuesday' — quote.
14. I thought 'donor' meant suggestion templates, not fraud, I swear.