Texting your mom during college move‑in after spotting yo...

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1. Guys stop, I found my old diary on Facebook Marketplace.
2. Screenshot or I'm not believing you.
3. Uploading — seller caption 'childhood keepsake, handwritten note included'.
4. Who took photos of the handwriting?
5. The note says 'For Sweet Pea — don't read until college'.
6. That's literally the line from Mom's birthday notes.
7. I just texted Mom: 'Did you sell my diary?'
8. Her reply: 'I would never sell that.'
9. Then who posted it?
10. Seller username 'MapleEstateFinds', location tagged our town.
11. Check their reviews, it's a local estate seller.
12. Pickup address is three blocks from Mom's clinic.
13. She still works at that clinic, right?
14. I called Mom; she didn't pick up, voicemail.
15. Don't storm over there, please think.