Panic-texting your roommate on college move-in day after...

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1. Sam, don't open TikTok, I just saw our room in a video.
2. What? Send link.
3. Wait, don't open it on your phone, look on mine first.
4. Okay, why do you sound like you're about to pass out.
5. My laptop is in the background with an unsent breakup draft visible.
6. What? Who filmed this video then.
7. It's angled from across the quad, you can see our moving boxes.
8. I left my window open but I didn't post anything, swear.
9. Someone in comments tagged you and said 'you did this again'.
10. They tagged me? Screenshot.
11. Sent screenshot, they wrote 'Sam, stop filming your roommate's drama'.
12. I didn't film, I haven't been out of boxes since nine.
13. There's a pinned comment with a username that looks like yours.
14. That's my cousin's account, she films campus for content.
15. Her profile just tagged you in a story about move day.
16. She came by for pizza, I told her to leave, promise.
17. But someone replied 'Jordan needs receipts' and tagged his handle.
18. Did Jordan see it? Is he blowing up your messages?
19. Not yet, but his handle is tagged, he'll get a notification.
20. I'm calling my cousin right now, tell me exactly which clip.
21. They pinned a screenshot of the draft with caption 'break up energy'.
22. Okay she answered, she'll take it down if I beg her.
23. She just DM'd me, she forwarded it straight to Jordan.
24. Oh my God, he's already seen it then, I'm so sorry.