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1. There's a viral deepfake of me drunk ranting about the retreat.
2. Send me the link now.
3. Don't send it to HR yet, please, delete after you open.
4. Why would I delete company evidence?
5. Because it's fabricated; someone stitched my voicemail into footage.
6. Voicemail? who has access to your voicemails?
7. My ex threatened to weaponize our fights last week.
8. Our PR already forwarded this to HR minutes ago.
9. Then don't let HR watch the full clip yet, please.
10. You were at the afterparty, right? witnesses saw you leave drunk.
11. I wasn't there—my phone location shows I was home.
12. Upload trace shows it came from the conference room admin account.
13. That's impossible—security footage shows my lights on at home.
14. Either someone's fabricating camera feeds, or they're framing you.