Texting your mom at dawn the day of Grandma’s 80th after...

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1. Karen, there's a live auction selling Grandma's necklace under your seller handle.
2. What? Send the link now.
3. Link and screenshot.
4. Listing shows 'Estate sale' with bidding ending in two hours.
5. I didn't list anything, I swear.
6. That's your seller name though, karen_sells.
7. Photos are of Grandma's living room and the velvet box.
8. I would never sell Grandma's heirloom.
9. You listed it last month; I have the notification.
10. No, I didn't— I wouldn't hide that.
11. The buyer's current bid is astronomical.
12. And the shipment address is Gram's house.
13. I was at work every day last week.
14. Who else had keys after the party?
15. Mark, the new caretaker, stayed overnight yesterday.