Texting your mom at 2 AM after the DNA app she secretly s...

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1. Panic: Mom secretly signed me up for a DNA app.
2. Why would she do that without telling you?
3. Because it matched you with someone, right?
4. It matched me with a woman claiming to be my half-sister.
5. Oh god, is she real? send the screenshot.
6. And it's 2 AM, why is this happening now?
7. She already booked a flight for tomorrow morning.
8. She booked tomorrow? to where?
9. Home airport baggage claim, itinerary name Ash Davis.
10. Ash Davis — does that name ring any bells?
11. No, but her DM used my childhood nickname only Mom used.
12. Your mom responded to her already?
13. Yes, Mom texted Ash 'Come. We'll explain.' then deleted it.
14. Why would your mom invite her without telling you?
15. Because Grandma called earlier asking if I remembered 'someone'.