Texting your roommate at 3 AM after a viral clip from the...

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1. Sam, you're on the World Cup clip holding a banner.
2. What clip, it's 3AM, I just woke up.
3. Viral, stadium, 90th minute, your face full screen.
4. I never left the living room tonight, I'm literally here.
5. The banner says 'Evan isn't your father', it literally names Dad.
6. You saw that? I would never, you know how fragile that is.
7. It points at the camera like it's aimed at our family.
8. Okay listen, don't post that clip, delete it after you watch.
9. Sent the link, watch now, do not forward anything.
10. I can't open links on this phone, tell me every single word.
11. It says 'Evan isn't your father' then 'ask Mom' in shaky marker.
12. Mom told you nothing, so who filmed that, who put our names?
13. The close-up shows your mole by your left eyebrow, unmistakable.
14. That mole is the one thing I can't fake, I'm literally here.