Texting your sister during Mom and Dad's surprise anniver...

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1. Mom just handed you the mic.
2. I can see her smiling, everyone's clapping.
3. Don't do anything stupid, Emma, seriously.
4. I found a voice memo on your phone.
5. What voice memo? Which phone are you talking about?
6. Please tell me it's not about Dad cheating.
7. It literally says 'I'm going to tell the truth'.
8. Oh my God, you actually listened to that?
9. Aunt Jen just started an Instagram live.
10. Two thousand people are watching right now.
11. No, I can't believe this is happening.
12. Mom is looking proud, she waved at you.
13. If you bring up Dad's secrets, Mom will break.
14. Maybe she deserves to know before it's too late.
15. Emma, this isn't just about feelings, think consequences.