Texting your sister at 7 AM before your dream job intervi...

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1. Maya, wake up, I need you now.
2. What is going on, it's 7 AM.
3. There's a rooftop video of me going viral.
4. Oh my god, what does the video show?
5. Me drunkenly confessing I falsified my past work.
6. HR just called me about that video.
7. Why would HR call you, what did they ask?
8. Because I'm on their hiring panel, I'm sorry.
9. You never said you worked there, why didn't you tell me?
10. I didn't want us to mix work and family.
11. So what did you tell them about me?
12. They asked if you're trustworthy and if I trust you.
13. Did you tell them the truth?
14. I forwarded the full clip to HR.
15. You forwarded it, are you insane?