Panicking-texting your coworker during the company summer...

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1. Did you see the slideshow playing??
2. What slideshow are you talking about?
3. HR layoffs—my name was highlighted in red.
4. Wait what are you saying, I'm at the rooftop.
5. DJ literally put it on the screen.
6. How does DJ even have HR slides?
7. Someone gave him a USB and walked away.
8. I saw a suit by the booth a minute ago.
9. Who in a suit? Not our usual party crowd.
10. It was Claire from HR, she waved at me.
11. Claire isn't supposed to be here, she canceled RSVP.
12. She mouthed my name then left, I swear.
13. I'm screenshotting the slide, don't post anything.
14. My hands are shaking, I can't breathe.
15. Delete any stories and DMs immediately.