Texting your roommate during a packed World Cup watch par...

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1. Sam, he's here—Alex is commentating in the crowd right now.
2. Wait, which Alex? that's huge, are you okay?
3. Don't open this yet; he just DM'd me 'posting your memo'.
4. Don't open what? show me the DM screenshot now.
5. Sent the screenshot: 'Posting tonight, trend guaranteed, sorry not sorry'.
6. Holy—did he record the voice memo you sent?
7. I told him everything in that memo, Sam, everything.
8. Everything how—like breakup pain or something darker?
9. Both—breakup details and private texts proving his match-fixing.
10. Wait, you're saying the memo has his match-fixing proof?
11. Yes, and he's literally smirking at a camera while typing.
12. Delete it from his phone; threaten to sue him instead.
13. I don't have it; I sent it months ago, remember?
14. Then don't reply—he's setting you up to appear vindictive.