Texting your childhood best friend during the World Cup f...

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1. Sam, pause the final, I just saw you on the screen.
2. What screen?
3. Viral clip—you're holding a giant sign that said 'Marry me, Jules'.
4. Oh my God, you actually saw that?
5. You also posted brunch this morning with someone wearing a ring.
6. That brunch wasn't romantic, it's complicated.
7. Complicated how, Sam, you literally proposed to me on television.
8. I didn't propose, I was dared by a camera crew.
9. A camera crew? Then why is lipstick on your shirt?
10. That's my sister, Jules, not a girlfriend.
11. Your sister doesn't have a tattoo matching your Instagram caption.
12. Okay stop, delete the screenshot before people tag me.
13. Too late, people are already tagging me asking if I'm engaged.
14. I wanted you to know first, I swear I did.