Texting your mom in the family WhatsApp during the World...

Conversation

1. Mom, why would you post that photo in the family chat?
2. What photo, babe?
3. The one with me and Sam kissing; delete it now.
4. Oh my God, I didn't notice the kiss in the thumbnail.
5. Now everyone's tagging Aunt Maria and Grandpa, it's exploding.
6. I thought it was just us cheering at the game.
7. They keep asking if Sam is my boyfriend, calling me 'shame'.
8. I swear I meant to celebrate, not expose you.
9. You exposed me, Mom; you promised you'd never out me.
10. I know, I know, hold on, don't reply to anyone yet.
11. Why shouldn't I reply? They're already saying terrible things.
12. Because I just got a private message from Aunt Maria.
13. What did she say?
14. She said 'keep quiet or we'll spread more pictures'.
15. Someone is blackmailing me over a photo?