Panic-texting your roommate from a packed World Cup watch...

Conversation

1. Sam, cut the stream now, cut it right now.
2. Why would I cut the stream in the middle of the match?
3. My texts just popped on your camera, you saw my message.
4. Which message, I only saw a tiny preview.
5. The one where I told Mom I'm pregnant, Sam.
6. Oh my God I saw it, chat is spamming emojis.
7. Delete the recording, end it, tell them to stop screenshotting.
8. You know VODs save automatically, I can't just erase.
9. Then stop streaming and pull the plug from the app.
10. I already clipped a ten second highlight for my highlights.
11. You clipped it? Sam you're joking right, you promised privacy.
12. You always disappear into your family, maybe people want honesty.
13. This isn't about gossip, it's my mother's reaction I'm terrified of.
14. Fear sells though, I knew it'd trend, sorry not sorry.
15. You can't just monetize my life, please stop being cold.
16. I'm not cold, I'm tired of carrying your secrets.
17. I told you in confidence because you're my roommate, not a brand.
18. I told my manager about the clip two minutes ago.
19. You told your manager? Sam you can't be serious.
20. He wants it for a reaction compilation, he'll post if profitable.
21. This is my life, not content, please delete that message.
22. I didn't need to, someone in chat already screenshotted and reposted.
23. Oh god, tell me it's not spread to my mom's circle.
24. Your mom just joined the chat, she typed 'Is that you'.