Texting your sister during the World Cup final when the k...

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1. Kiss‑cam just zoomed on Lena making out with a guy.
2. oh my god delete this now.
3. Wait—I'm pretty sure that's Evan.
4. the one who ghosted me two months ago.
5. Nope, not me at that stadium.
6. we're literally in section B, behind the goal.
7. Lena, you literally RSVP'd him to our Fourth of July BBQ.
8. I invited *someone* from last night, I thought it was harmless.
9. She added me to the family chat last night.
10. No—she RSVP'd *you* twenty minutes ago, I saw it.
11. She texted me 'come to your family's BBQ' exactly like that.
12. Evan, you ghosted me after we were exclusive, remember?
13. We never agreed on exclusive, you knew that.
14. You stopped replying for three weeks then vanished.
15. Guys stop, the kiss‑cam is on repeat now.