Panicking in the office group chat after someone posts an...

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1. Someone just posted a voicemail of you in #board-updates.
2. What voicemail? send link.
3. HR and investors already pinged the channel.
4. I never said anything like that.
5. It says 'I diverted funds' in your voice.
6. That's not me; that's an AI deepfake.
7. Who uploaded it? Slack shows deleted post.
8. Someone screen-recorded then posted to Twitter.
9. Don't respond publicly; call HR privately now.
10. Too late; Josh already pinged investors.
11. Josh thinks I'm responsible?
12. He asked for proof and a statement.
13. I can pull bank records proving every transaction.
14. Voice mentions an account number only Lena knows.
15. I never told anyone that account number.
16. Then why does the voicemail say that exact number?
17. Background noise matches my apartment clink at 00:12.
18. You were at my apartment last week.
19. Yes, privately, but I didn't post anything.
20. Wait you two were together and didn't tell us?
21. I didn't tell because it was personal.
22. Also the clip uses an old voicemail template you used.
23. My old voicemail? that was years ago.
24. Someone stitched old audio and account digits.
25. There are two throwaway accounts amplifying it now.
26. Which accounts? send links privately.
27. DMs show one account follows Marcus strangely.
28. That's impossible; I don't follow those accounts.
29. Someone's framing me right before our funding.
30. Who benefits if you get blamed and fired?
31. Board member Lyle lost money because of you.
32. I repaid Lyle months ago; he knows that.
33. Josh just DM'd me: 'Is this real? urgent.'