Panic-texting your sister during your parents' Fourth of...

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1. He's at the door; it's Tom Reynolds.
2. No way, Tom Reynolds is at our party?
3. Who is Tom Reynolds?
4. My high-school bully who tormented me.
5. Bro, he's literally on the national team's lineup.
6. Wait he plays for the country?
7. He's wearing his captain jacket and sunglasses.
8. He's taking a selfie with Dad right now.
9. He used to shove me into lockers, Maya why?
10. I didn't know he bullied you like that.
11. He just smirked and mouthed my old nickname.
12. He's pointing at you and laughing, heading this way.
13. Don't let him sit by Mom, she'll gush.
14. Stop overreacting, I'm talking to him.
15. You invited him, Maya, explain.