Texting your dad in the middle of the World Cup final aft...

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1. Dad are you in that viral World Cup selfie right now?
2. Yes, I'm at the game; why are you texting me?
3. Because you're wearing my engagement ring in it.
4. That's not my ring, you're seeing things.
5. I just sent you the screenshot, check it now.
6. Don't screenshot strangers and freak out midgame.
7. Zoom the band, the tiny dent is the same.
8. Fine, I did borrow a ring weeks ago.
9. You borrowed mine and swore you'd keep it safe.
10. I said I'd hold it while you figured things out.
11. Then why is it on your finger with a woman?
12. She wasn't anyone I'm dating; it's complicated.
13. So you put my ring on to prove what?
14. Someone at the stadium had their ring stolen.
15. What does that have to do with my ring?