Texting your sister in a panic after you see her on the W...

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1. Sophie stop—you're on the stadium big screen.
2. What? Where?
3. Pause the livestream—you're holding a 'We're pregnant' sign.
4. What the hell is happening? Send screenshot now.
5. I didn't mean for anyone to see it.
6. You're standing right next to Mark in the shot.
7. Mark? Who is Mark?
8. My ex Mark, you remember him from Thanksgiving.
9. I did not go with him, I swear.
10. Then why are you smiling at him directly?
11. The family group chat is blowing up with clips.
12. It's not real, please don't forward anything.
13. The handwriting is yours, Sophie, that sign is yours.
14. Are you actually pregnant, Sophie?
15. No, not pregnant, that's not the point.