Texting your sister in a panic after you see her on the W...

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1. Sophie stop—you're on the stadium big screen.
2. What? Where?
3. Pause the livestream—you're holding a 'We're pregnant' sign.
4. What the hell is happening? Send screenshot now.
5. I didn't mean for anyone to see it.
6. You're standing right next to Mark in the shot.
7. Mark? Who is Mark?
8. My ex Mark, you remember him from Thanksgiving.
9. I did not go with him, I swear.
10. Then why are you smiling at him directly?
11. The family group chat is blowing up with clips.
12. It's not real, please don't forward anything.
13. The handwriting is yours, Sophie, that sign is yours.
14. Are you actually pregnant, Sophie?
15. No, not pregnant, that's not the point.
16. Not the point? It literally says 'We're pregnant' publicly.
17. I was trying to distract from something else.
18. Distract from what exactly?
19. Someone already posted it to Instagram stories.
20. My cousin tagged everyone, it's on multiple accounts now.
21. Tell them it's fake, please delete it.
22. You can't delete what played on the stadium screen.
23. Mark just commented 'When's the baby shower?'
24. He texted me 'Ready for the reveal?' right after.
25. You coordinated a reveal with Mark?
26. No, not Mark, I coordinated with Liam.
27. Liam? Who's Liam and when did that happen?
28. Sophie, you lied about seeing anyone tonight.
29. Liam's my boyfriend, he couldn't make the match.
30. Then why is Mark standing next to you?
31. He bumped into us, then kissed my cheek to stage it.
32. He kissed you? Is Mark trying to humiliate us?
33. I can't believe you used my ex to do this.