Panic-texting your coworker at 2 a.m. after a viral voice...

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1. Maya, did you just get a voicemail from my number?
2. Yes, finance thread exploded; they think you authorized a wire.
3. It sounds exactly like me approving a $4.8 million transfer.
4. Audio attached, timestamp 1:58 AM, shows your outgoing number.
5. I never called finance and I'm not even at my desk.
6. Legal already asked for confirmation and screenshots.
7. Forward me that audio, then delete the original immediately.
8. I forwarded to legal before I could delete, I'm sorry.
9. Why did you send it without checking with me?
10. Because Mark replied 'good call' after I forwarded privately.
11. Mark? He can't authorize wires at 2 AM on vacation.
12. He had a private message saying 'wire initiated' under the audio.
13. Check my voice memos; I only record messy drafts when stressed.
14. There's an unlisted memo named 'approve_final' on your phone.