Texting your dad on Father's Day morning after discoverin...

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1. Why did you trade my signed jersey for World Cup VIP tickets?
2. What? Where did you see that?
3. Michael just posted a photo tagging you, 'Gwen and I, thanks again!'
4. Michael could have mis-tagged, maybe it's a different jersey.
5. He captioned it 'best swap with @Dad' and showed the signature.
6. I... I made a deal with Michael, but it wasn't meant to be public.
7. Then explain why his caption says 'Gwen and I can't wait'.
8. Gwen is his girlfriend, they posted before I could stop him.
9. Stop lying, you traded my childhood item without even asking me.
10. I planned to surprise you with the tickets, I swear.
11. A surprise that required selling my autograph and memories?
12. I thought it would be something we'd never forget together.
13. It's Father's Day morning and I found out from his post.
14. I told Michael not to post, he promised, and I believed him.