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1. Sam, why is my coming-out DM word-for-word on the Pride banner?
2. What banner are you talking about right now?
3. Front page careers banner, the paragraph I told you last month.
4. I'm not the one who posts that, send me a screenshot.
5. I already screenshotted it, it's live and it's my exact wording.
6. Okay hold on don't do anything, I need to check.
7. Don't tag me, don't comment, delete it, don't notify anyone.
8. I don't have admin for the main account, you know that.
9. Then who forwarded my private DM to marketing and let this go live?
10. I forwarded an anonymized excerpt to Ellen months ago, I thought it was fine.
11. You forwarded my private coming-out word-for-word to Ellen?
12. You told me to 'use it' after that late shift, remember?
13. I never authorized public usage, I told you that was private.
14. I know, and I should've asked, but Ellen pushed for authentic quotes.