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1. Mom just forwarded my 'I'm gay' texts to the whole family.
2. At 7 a.m.??? Are you serious right now?
3. Did she add a comment or just forward it?
4. She wrote 'about time' and sent a crying-laugh emoji.
5. Which thread did she forward exactly?
6. My private thread with Sara where I said 'I'm gay'.
7. Sara? Your girlfriend? She doesn't know, right?
8. She thinks it's still private; she sleeps until noon.
9. Brunch is at eleven; everyone's going to be there.
10. Mom's hosting at her house; cousins, aunts, Grandma.
11. Any replies yet in the family chat?
12. Grandma replied 'blessings' and Aunt Rosa sent a prayer gif.
13. Did Mom forward your fight with Sara last week?
14. Yes, she forwarded that argument about timing too.
15. So Sara's name and the fight are both public.