Texting your dad at halftime after a viral World Cup clip...

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1. Dad, pause the game, did you see that viral halftime clip?
2. What clip?
3. TikTok—you're in it next to Mom, waving, smiling.
4. Wait what? send it.
5. Here, timestamped halftime, thousands watching.
6. That's not her, don't jump to conclusions.
7. She's holding a photo of me, Dad.
8. Oh my god that photo looks recent.
9. She could've used an old picture, stop.
10. It's the hoodie I posted yesterday.
11. No way, that hoodie is literally your tag yesterday.
12. Okay fine, I saw her two weeks ago.
13. You saw her and never told me?
14. I didn't want to upset you before the tournament.
15. Upset me? You lied for weeks.