Panic-texting your dad on Father’s Day after his Instagra...

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1. Dad, your Father's Day story just tagged my anonymous account.
2. What anonymous account are you talking about?
3. The burner I've used to rant about you for years.
4. You have an account ranting about me?
5. Yes, and it's the exact username you just tagged.
6. I didn't mean to tag anyone, I swear.
7. Don't open its DMs, delete that tag immediately.
8. I already clicked the mention, I'm seeing stuff.
9. Then don't read it, please, just delete everything now.
10. I'm... I'm surprised, and honestly, hurt.
11. Hurt? You don't know the half of it, Dad.
12. You think I wanted to hurt you?
13. You left, you were never there for birthdays.
14. I wasn't the perfect father, but I tried.
15. Tried? You missed my plays and prom night.