Texting your sister from the Memorial Day barbecue after...

Conversation

1. Guys—there's a secret family poll to sell Grandma's house.
2. What secret poll? I'm literally at the barbecue right now.
3. Someone made a poll with everyone's names and options.
4. Who posted it?
5. I didn't post anything, I promise.
6. Screenshot shows Lena created it at 2:14 this morning.
7. What do the options say?
8. Keep or sell, plus a note about avoiding probate.
9. Why is my name already voted 'sell'?
10. I never voted your name, that's not true.
11. Poll timestamp shows a deleted comment saying 'sell—Alex'.
12. Alex is me, yes, what the hell.
13. Okay fine, I started it, but hear me out.
14. Hear you out? You put selling me on a poll.
15. She says it was to gauge feelings, not decide.