Panic-texting your coworker during the company summer ret...

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1. Maya, my face is everywhere; a video is going viral.
2. I saw it on my feed two minutes ago.
3. Send link.
4. TikTok: 'confession to embezzlement' with my face talking.
5. That's the audit training audio I recorded last month.
6. Why is your raw recording on anyone's feed?
7. Because the only raw is on your laptop, Maya.
8. I have it in my bag; it's encrypted with a password.
9. People are screenshotting and sending HR DMs already.
10. HR's group chat just exploded; I need proof now.
11. I didn't upload anything; my laptop hasn't left my sight.
12. Last night someone used a USB in the AV room.
13. You plugged it into your laptop, Maya.
14. I did to check photos; it looked normal.
15. You can't plug unknown USBs at a corporate retreat.