Texting your sister during the Memorial Day BBQ after Dad...

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1. Sent you a pic — open DNA kit next to our baby photo.
2. What? where are you?
3. At Dad's BBQ, he just toasted 'to the real child'.
4. He said that out loud??
5. He pointed straight at Sarah across the yard.
6. Sarah? who's she again?
7. Aunt Lena's neighbor, she grew up two blocks over.
8. The kit is literally on our family table.
9. Why is a paternity kit here though?
10. Instructions open, swab missing.
11. Someone already used it?
12. Mom's face when he toasted went icy.
13. She grabbed her phone and stepped away.
14. Is Mom in on this?
15. Dad kept staring at Sarah like recognition.
16. I checked security; Dad and Sarah, last night.