Texting your best friend the second the World Cup roster...

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1. Roster dropped and I just got a DM from that viral player.
2. Which player? I'm watching the feed.
3. Goalie — message came from my old username 'lil_sparrow'.
4. You still have that account?
5. I thought I deleted it in college, only used for dumb DMs.
6. Send screenshot.
7. He wrote 'you were always funny, remember me?'
8. That sounds real — the timing is weird though.
9. Exactly — DM arrived five minutes after roster announcement.
10. Who else knew that username besides us?
11. Only me, my ex, you, and the group chat of course.
12. I never touched your account, I swear.
13. You joked about using it in college, you even tagged Jess.
14. I tagged Jess in a screenshot months ago, not tonight.
15. Jess posted the viral clip earlier this week, remember?