Panic-texting your college roommate during graduation whe...

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1. Maya, there's an audio going around that sounds like me confessing.
2. Confessing to what?
3. To taking your scholarship; they're playing it by the fountain.
4. Stop, my internship people are watching graduation.
5. My internship rep is literally ten feet from the fountain.
6. Isn't it obviously a fake? AI does this now.
7. It sounds exactly like me, word for word, including our dorm joke.
8. You joked about 'taking it' last month, right?
9. It was a stupid drunk joke between us, nothing serious.
10. People are messaging me, asking why I didn't report you.
11. Don't reply to anything; delete tags; hide the clip if possible.
12. I can't pretend this isn't happening; my reputation's at stake too.
13. Okay—check the audio I just dm'd you, focus on background sounds.
14. Got it, wait there's a faint ringtone under the voice.