Texting your brother during your college graduation after...

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1. They're reading my speech in five minutes and it's wrong.
2. What do you mean not yours?
3. Committee drive shows an AI version with scandalous lines.
4. Wait you're there—where are you sitting?
5. I uploaded the rehearsal file, not the final.
6. This 'AI' calls me 'the campus scandal' and names Mom's debt.
7. I would never leak Mom's debt, you know that.
8. Stage manager sent screenshot; it's already on the prompter.
9. They're going to read this aloud live and online.
10. Okay I'm fixing this, don't panic.
11. You have three minutes to stop the dean reading it.
12. Prompter is locked from central admin, security nearby.
13. I texted 'Press' last night; it was a dumb prank.
14. You texted the press? Why?
15. I thought they'd make a meme, not expose everything.