Texting your roommate from the World Cup fan zone after a...

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1. Guys—TikTok just exploded; there's a video of us kissing.
2. What? Where? I'm standing in the World Cup fan zone.
3. Link.
4. TikTok tagged you both, 250k views in ten minutes.
5. I didn't post it; someone offered me money to make you the
6. Make me the what? Alex, finish the sentence.
7. The 'headline couple' for a viral prank campaign.
8. You agreed to that for rent? Seriously?
9. I didn't think they'd deepfake us; I thought it was staged.
10. It's not staged; it looks real, audio included.
11. Who contacted you? Name them.
12. A guy named Luke, gray coat, card said 'Content Ops'.
13. Luke? He DM'd me earlier asking for footage.
14. How many people know? We need damage control.
15. Probably more; he said he'd pay influencers to push it.