Blasting your boyfriend at 2 AM with "Who is Emma and why...

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1. Who is Emma and why are you planning a wedding with her?
2. What—who sent you that?
3. Hidden chat called 'Plan - MAY 15' with your pinned messages.
4. I can explain, please don't blow up my phone.
5. There are invoices: El Rio Terrace, Lola Flowers, champagne deposit.
6. El Rio is where we had tacos on our first date, right?
7. Also a PDF labeled 'Invoice - Emma Events' for $1,200 deposit.
8. Emma is an event planner I hired, not who I'm marrying.
9. Then why is there 'Vendor Team' and messages about guest lists?
10. Because I made a vendor group to organize a surprise for you.
11. You hid it, booked a venue, and kept receipts in your phone.
12. I hid it because I was planning to propose, not leave you.
13. You were planning a proposal and using 'Emma' as a cover?
14. Yes, Emma's the planner; May 15 is our anniversary rooftop proposal.