'Who is Maya and why was I on your bank statement for din...

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1. Who is Maya and why was I on your bank statement for dinner at her address last night?
2. What bank statement who told you that calm down for one second.
3. There's a receipt in your Hugo jacket and lipstick on the collar Alex.
4. My Hugo jacket is at the cleaners you went through my things.
5. Don't gaslight me the receipt says MAYA'S KITCHEN 57 West 12th St.
6. Okay fine I went to 57 West 12th last night.
7. So who is she Alex are you cheating on me?
8. Maya is not 'she' in the way you think.
9. What does that even mean answer me plainly.
10. Maya is me.
11. You're joking.
12. I started living as Maya two months ago at the old apartment on 12th.
13. You used my card to pay for dinner Alex without telling me?
14. I didn't use your card the charge was on my card labeled MAYA.