Texting your girlfriend: “Who is Jacob and why was he sle...

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1. Who is Jacob and why was he sleeping in your bed last night?!
2. What photo are you talking about?
3. The one in your camera roll — guy in my UCLA T-shirt.
4. You went through my phone?
5. I didn't have to to see the Motel 6 receipt.
6. Motel 6?
7. Motel 6 receipt, 2:14 AM, $142.50, your name on it.
8. It's not what it looks like.
9. Then explain his Uber showing him leaving your building at 5:03 AM.
10. He was helping me move boxes after your party.
11. Screenshots show you calling him 'babe' and giggling.
12. That was months ago, you know that.
13. Then why does his text 'stay over?' timestamp last night?
14. Because you left early and he offered a couch.
15. I also have a screenshot where you ask 'house or motel'.