"Why are you sexting her at 2AM?" — you text your boyfrie...

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1. Why are you sexting her at 2:03 AM?
2. What screenshots?
3. Don't play dumb, screenshot says 'Miss me, Peanut' with your photo.
4. I'm at Mikey's, I can send you my location.
5. I have three screenshots and a DM that says 'come over now'.
6. Those are bait messages, I swear—it's work.
7. Work? Since when does 'work' include horny DMs?
8. I can't explain over text, it's an active operation.
9. Then prove it or I'm leaving, Ben.
10. I can't prove it without compromising arrests.
11. So your secret life is 'compromising arrests'?
12. Fine—Detective Ben Carter, badge 5462.
13. You're joking, Ben doesn't even own a suit.
14. I stopped teaching at the gym, I transferred to vice.
15. Then why does the DM say 'I miss your laugh'?