'Why are you booked on a flight with Emma next week—did y...

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1. Why are you booked on a flight with Emma next week—did you lie about being single?
2. What are you talking about?
3. I found matching United 214 tickets and flirting screenshots, Evan.
4. That's impossible, send me exactly what you found.
5. Screenshots say 'can't wait to steal her' and link to itinerary.
6. Those are planner notes, not flirting.
7. Planner notes that say 'kiss' and 'bedroom surprise'?
8. Okay, fine, those are for the surprise.
9. Surprise how? You're on the same flight with 'Emma Price'.
10. Emma is the event planner for a gallery proposal, I'm serious.
11. Gallery proposal? You could have told me, not pretended to be single.
12. I wanted it to be a real surprise; I can't ruin it now.
13. So you lied about being single so you could surprise me?
14. Please believe me, I'm trying to do something huge for you.