Texting your girlfriend screaming, "Why is my toothbrush...

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1. WHY IS MY TOOTHBRUSH IN HIS APARTMENT?!
2. You said 'study session' Maya where the hell are you
3. I'm home what are you talking about?
4. Relax dude it's literally a toothbrush.
5. Then why are there photos of you on his couch?
6. We were studying til 2 I fell asleep on his couch.
7. She texted me at 1:22 asking for notes I let her crash.
8. Pictures timestamp 1:58 you two are kissing.
9. That's you seeing what you want not what happened.
10. Also you left drinking blackout you probably stayed.
11. I never blacked out at his place I was at work.
12. You sounded wasted texting 'come over' last night.
13. That's not my number Ethan stop.
14. Ethan why are you even defending him like this?
15. Because I'm not defending anyone just facts.