Texting your roommate during freshman move‑in after you s...

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1. I just watched you unpack a box labeled 'Secrets — Alex' on TikTok and it had my love letters, are you kidding me?
2. Stop the drama, I didn't steal anything and you're being extra, get over yourself.
3. There was a sticky note from my ex tucked on top that literally said 'Keep until I say otherwise', so cut the lies.
4. You're psychotic if you think I catalog people's laundry list of feelings like a museum, stop embarrassing yourself.
5. You literally tagged him in the caption and zoomed on the sticky note, don't gaslight me about tags.
6. Tagged him? You're inventing lies to make me a villain, wow, what a narrative.
7. The video shows your hands and the box says 'Secrets — Alex' in sharpie, so stop pretending you didn't know what you were doing.
8. Fine, I filmed it for content, but it's not my fault you hoard sad letters like a 2009 Tumblr ghost.
9. You 'filmed for content' and put my private letters in a trending video, that's illegal and disgusting.
10. Illegal? Save the lawsuit fantasy, nobody cares about your emo scribbles more than you do.
11. My ex's sticky note said 'Don't open until I'm back', and you had his DM open in the clip, you two planned this.
12. You see DM bubbles and jump to conspiracy, classic, you're the one spiraling not me.